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This Was Always Going To End Well

I can’t understand how people manage to go for massages casually, you know to relax. A friend of mine goes once a month and I mean to a legit, above board, professional massage parlour where he says he de-stresses.

I can hardly imagine anything less de-stressing than that as it is absolutely impossible for me not to get horny while getting a massage and the same goes for giving one. If I had to go to a parlour without a happy ending I would walk out of there completely frustrated and completely embarrassed after lying there with an uncomfortable hard-on for the bulk of the session.

Hence, I’ve never gone for a professional massage but then again I’ve never gone for the happy ending type either. It’s just always been with a partner and now that I’m single and have been reminded by this site just how horny it makes me, I’m actually considering it.

I am so turned on by this that I grabbed myself a $20 discount to FantasyMassage.com. $9.95 for a 30-day pass is dirt cheap and now I’m eyeing the even cheaper yearly membership.

A Whole New Level of Massage

I’ve watched some of these Nuru massage videos and let me just say “dayhum”!

I’m quite the fan of a good massage and on top of that I love the massage porn genre. The happy endings and the naughty seduction, all of it, but this is something else. This is some next level stuff right here.

This is so good that if I didn’t think the entire bucket list thing was lame it would definitely be on there.

I tell you what, if I ever find a place where you can actually have a massage like this I am in. In the mean time I am going to have to be happy with fantasising about it.

Good news is that we can save $20 instantly with this discount to Nuru Massage. That’s 67% off a 30-day pass and the yearly membership subscription is reduced by even more.