This Was Always Going To End Well

I can’t understand how people manage to go for massages casually, you know to relax. A friend of mine goes once a month and I mean to a legit, above board, professional massage parlour where he says he de-stresses.

I can hardly imagine anything less de-stressing than that as it is absolutely impossible for me not to get horny while getting a massage and the same goes for giving one. If I had to go to a parlour without a happy ending I would walk out of there completely frustrated and completely embarrassed after lying there with an uncomfortable hard-on for the bulk of the session.

Hence, I’ve never gone for a professional massage but then again I’ve never gone for the happy ending type either. It’s just always been with a partner and now that I’m single and have been reminded by this site just how horny it makes me, I’m actually considering it.

I am so turned on by this that I grabbed myself a $20 discount to FantasyMassage.com. $9.95 for a 30-day pass is dirt cheap and now I’m eyeing the even cheaper yearly membership.