A Whole New Level of Massage

I’ve watched some of these Nuru massage videos and let me just say “dayhum”!

I’m quite the fan of a good massage and on top of that I love the massage porn genre. The happy endings and the naughty seduction, all of it, but this is something else. This is some next level stuff right here.

This is so good that if I didn’t think the entire bucket list thing was lame it would definitely be on there.

I tell you what, if I ever find a place where you can actually have a massage like this I am in. In the mean time I am going to have to be happy with fantasising about it.

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Using escorts in London with much success

The only good thing about moving to a new area is being able to meet all the lovely women that inhabit it. The only problem is I haven’t been able to find a single female that wants to have some time with me. It isn’t through lack of trying either, I’ve asked at least ten different women this week to go out and see a movie with me, guess what? all ten of them have either kept walking or even worse looked at me like I was some kind of monster. Obviously I am none of those things, at the very least I am actually one of the most sincere and genuine men that a women could ever like to meet.

I was all set to just give up on the matter, but I’m glad that I didn’t. A close friend of mine that doesn’t even live in the area suggested that I should broaden my horizons, whatever he means by that. He said that in the past when he is high and dry he has used escorts in london with much success. I guess the real highlight of using them is you get to know the girl long before you even meet them in person.

Also, you can choose the type of women that you most desire. That is going to make sure that you are both compatible and of course you don’t waste time getting a girl that you can’t even have a conversation with. I really wish he’d told me about this sooner, so many wasted nights that I’ve spent could have been spent spending time with a genuine women. As long as this all works out I guess hindsight doesn’t really matter, what does matter is the future and right now it is looking like many happy endings are coming my way!